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I was going to make this Leon, but decided he gets made fun of too often. Then it would be Panther but thought, meh. Then Fox, but realized it wouldn't work with the following rant. So for some god unknown reason I made it Pigma.

Anyhow.

A peeve I have with the reaction to Command is that suddenly Krystal's a "bitch". Because there's something SO WRONG with being mad at the guy that pretty much destroyed your life. Star Fox was ALL she had, then Fox turns into an out-of-character angstpot and boots her off. That's like my boyfriend, a saxophone player, telling me he doesn't want me to play in the band anymore because he doesn't want me to get arthritis or something...while he keeps on doing it himself (which he'd never do, of course, ILU).

So, Krystal, who "loved" Fox and who existed only on Star Fox (y'know, considering the whole "my entire race/planet is dead" thing) and who CHOSE to be a mercenary has that abruptly taken out from under her feet without any deliberation. So she gets rightfully angry.

Yet, despite this, despite their romance ending being completely, totally and entirely FOX'S FAULT...everyone is mad at her.

Of course, Fox says sorry and she doesn't accept it. But that's because Fox didn't say, break her favourite piece of china, or show up late for a date. He selfishly wrecked her livelihood and whatever life she had. In fact, him apologizing is just him being selfish as well, because he only "wants" Krystal. He doesn't even consider (nor do half the fans, evidently) that Krystal, who now has a responsibility with her new family (the CDF or Star Wolf), would be acting just as equally selfish if she just up and went "'K GUYS THANKS FOR ACCEPTING ME IM LEAVING NAO" just to run back to the guy who she had hardly any in-game romance with.

What the hell. I don't even LIKE her that much, but this entire reaction is so utterly rediculous that this had to happen.

If any character is deserving of hate in Command, it's Fox. He goes from respectable, somewhat sarcastic hero, to a blubbering mess of angst and eyerolls. Krystal was actually relatively in-character, considering how she acted in Adventures. Fox? He got butchered.

Star fox (c) Nintendo